Premium satirical products delivered to your enemy's doorstep. Because revenge is a dish best served with a fake magazine.
We believe that every office deserves a moment of beautiful, confusing chaos. That the best pranks are the ones where the victim displays the evidence proudly. That satire, delivered in a premium package, is the highest form of passive aggression.
Every product looks like a luxury gift. The prank is in the fine print, not the presentation.
No return address. Anonymous shipping. You were never here. This page doesn't exist.
The best pranks unfold over time. Subscriptions that never stop. Labels read weeks later.
Real mints. Real cologne. Real magazines. The only thing fake is the dignity left behind.
Auth, database, edge functions, and storage all on Supabase. Product catalog, order management, and user
accounts with RLS policies. Real-time inventory sync.
Dual payment rails. Stripe Elements with PaymentIntent API for cards + Apple Pay. PayPal as
fallback. Both fire webhooks to Supabase edge functions for order confirmation.
No return address on any package. Plain brown packaging with premium inner wrapping. Office addresses accepted and encouraged. Tracking provided to buyer only.
Built with React, Vite, Tailwind CSS, and shadcn/ui components. Deployed to Vercel. Domain:
corporatepranks.com. Admin dashboard for order management.
Magazine subscriptions run on Stripe recurring billing. Cat Monthly and Dog Weekly auto-renew until explicitly cancelled (which requires navigating a deliberately confusing cancellation flow).
Magazines and journals produced per-order. Each issue is unique with generated content, randomized articles, and personalized "subscriber" name on the mailing label.
Discreet shipping. Anonymous delivery. Zero regrets.
This product is one of 22 specialized solutions in the DobePros suite—a sentient infrastructure that evolves through real-world execution. By leveraging a unified, self-learning DNA for data, security, and commerce, every tool benefits from cross-platform hardening and collective technical resilience.