Est. MMXXV • corporatepranks.com • Volume I

Purveyors of
Fine Mischief

Premium satirical products delivered to your enemy's doorstep. Because revenge is a dish best served with a fake magazine.

Spring/Summer 2026 Collection
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YSLS Cologne
$24.99
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YBS Mints
$14.99
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Cat Monthly
$19.99
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Dog Weekly
$19.99
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Economicus
$29.99
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Chronicles
$17.99
Find the Perfect Prank
Select your target, then pick your weapon. We'll match you with the ideal instrument of corporate chaos.
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Who's the lucky recipient?
Choose your target wisely. Each personality type has an ideal product match.
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The Boss
Corner office. Power tie. Zero sense of humor.
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The Coworker
Steals your lunch. Takes credit. Reply-alls.
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The Friend
The one who owes you. Time to collect.
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The Nemesis
They know what they did. You know what to do.
CORPORATE PRANKS
Six Instruments of Exquisite Chaos
Each product has a story. Each story ends with someone very, very confused.
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Eau de Honesty
Fragrance

YSLS Cologne

$24.99
Born in a moment of brutal honesty, YSLS (You Smell Like Sh*t) is the fragrance for people who have given up on subtlety. Inspired by that one coworker who microwaves fish at lunch.
Premium glass bottle with a label so elegant, they'll proudly display it on their desk before reading the fine print. Arrives in a luxury gift box with tissue paper and a handwritten note that says "With love."
3.4 oz / 100ml Glass bottle Gift box Handwritten note
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Weaponized Confectionery
Edibles

YBS Sour Mints

$14.99
Your Breath Stinks — the breath mint that delivers a message before the first tablet dissolves. Designed to be left casually on a desk, in a coat pocket, or slipped into a Secret Santa bag.
Tin packaging mirrors premium mints. Actual candy inside (we're not monsters). The real prank is the packaging — they'll carry it around for days before someone else reads the label.
40 mints per tin Actually edible Sour apple flavor Metal tin
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Subscription • Monthly
Magazine Subscription

Cat Lovers Monthly

$19.99 / issue
A lovingly crafted magazine about cats, delivered monthly to their office. Pages of feline content they never asked for, arriving with the relentless consistency of a cat knocking things off tables.
Each 32-page issue features breed spotlights, cat yoga tutorials, "purr-sonality" quizzes, and a centerfold of the month's most photogenic tabby. Cancellation requires calling a number that plays hold music of cats meowing.
32 pages / issue Glossy finish Monthly delivery Office address OK
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Subscription • Weekly
Magazine Subscription

Dog Enthusiast Weekly

$19.99 / issue
For the person who "loves dogs" but didn't sign up for a weekly canine periodical arriving at their office. Features exclusive content like "Is Your Dog Smarter Than Your Boss?" (yes, always).
Weekly frequency means maximum desk real estate consumed. Each issue includes a pull-out dog training guide, a "Name That Breed" scratch-off, and coupons for treats they can't use because they don't have a dog.
24 pages / issue Weekly delivery Scratch-off game Pull-out guide
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Academic Satire
Satirical Journal

Forum Economicus

$29.99
A fake economic journal so convincing, they might actually cite it in a quarterly review before realizing. Features peer-reviewed nonsense like "Quantitative Easing and Its Effects on Office Morale."
Formatted like a real academic journal with abstracts, citations, and footnotes that lead nowhere. Includes a "Letters to the Editor" section responding to complaints from previous issues that don't exist. Bound in a way that looks important enough to leave on a conference table.
64 pages Perfect bound Faux peer-reviewed ISBN included
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Chaos Theory • Applied
CONFIDENTIAL
Newsletter

Chronicles of Chaos

$17.99
A satirical newsletter that reads like corporate communications from an alternate dimension where the company is run by a sentient coffee machine and the CEO is a golden retriever named Chad.
Multi-page newsletter with sections on "Synergy Updates" (there are none), "Employee of the Month" (a different houseplant each time), and a mandatory-fun calendar filled with events like "Casual Existential Crisis Friday." Arrives in a manila envelope marked CONFIDENTIAL.
8 pages Manila envelope CONFIDENTIAL stamp One-time
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// the ancient art of corporate sabotage
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— From the Corporate Pranks Field Manual, Chapter VII: “On the Tactical Deployment of Satirical Periodicals”
// field reports
★★★★★
"My boss displayed the YSLS cologne on his shelf for three weeks before someone told him. Worth every penny."
— Anonymous Prankster, Fortune 500
verified ✓
★★★★★
"The cat magazine has been arriving at my coworker's desk for 6 months. He's now the unofficial office cat expert."
— Satisfied Customer, NYC
★★★★★
"Someone at the board meeting actually referenced Forum Economicus. I had to leave the room."
— VP of Something, Tech Startup
legendary
★★★★★
"The YBS mints sat in his candy bowl for a month. Guests kept reading the label and looking at him differently."
— Office Manager, Chicago
★★★★★
"Chronicles of Chaos arrived in a CONFIDENTIAL envelope. HR opened it first. It was the best day of my career."
— Senior Developer, Remote
HR approved
★★★★★
"The dog magazine comes every week. He doesn't even have a dog. He now does. I accidentally made his life better."
— Accidental Philanthropist, Austin
★★★★★
"My boss displayed the YSLS cologne on his shelf for three weeks before someone told him. Worth every penny."
— Anonymous Prankster, Fortune 500
verified ✓
★★★★★
"The cat magazine has been arriving at my coworker's desk for 6 months. He's now the unofficial office cat expert."
— Satisfied Customer, NYC
★★★★★
"Someone at the board meeting actually referenced Forum Economicus. I had to leave the room."
— VP of Something, Tech Startup
legendary
★★★★★
"The YBS mints sat in his candy bowl for a month. Guests kept reading the label and looking at him differently."
— Office Manager, Chicago
★★★★★
"Chronicles of Chaos arrived in a CONFIDENTIAL envelope. HR opened it first. It was the best day of my career."
— Senior Developer, Remote
HR approved
★★★★★
"The dog magazine comes every week. He doesn't even have a dog. He now does. I accidentally made his life better."
— Accidental Philanthropist, Austin
We believe that every office deserves a moment of beautiful, confusing chaos. That the best pranks are the ones where the victim displays the evidence proudly. That satire, delivered in a premium package, is the highest form of passive aggression.
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Premium Packaging

Every product looks like a luxury gift. The prank is in the fine print, not the presentation.

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Plausible Deniability

No return address. Anonymous shipping. You were never here. This page doesn't exist.

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Escalating Confusion

The best pranks unfold over time. Subscriptions that never stop. Labels read weeks later.

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Zero Harm, Maximum Awkward

Real mints. Real cologne. Real magazines. The only thing fake is the dignity left behind.

How We Ship Chaos
Real products. Real infrastructure. The satirical wrapper around a legitimate e-commerce stack.

Supabase Backend

Auth, database, edge functions, and storage all on Supabase. Product catalog, order management, and user accounts with RLS policies. Real-time inventory sync.

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Stripe + PayPal

Dual payment rails. Stripe Elements with PaymentIntent API for cards + Apple Pay. PayPal as fallback. Both fire webhooks to Supabase edge functions for order confirmation.

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Anonymous Shipping

No return address on any package. Plain brown packaging with premium inner wrapping. Office addresses accepted and encouraged. Tracking provided to buyer only.

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React + Vite Frontend

Built with React, Vite, Tailwind CSS, and shadcn/ui components. Deployed to Vercel. Domain: corporatepranks.com. Admin dashboard for order management.

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Subscription Engine

Magazine subscriptions run on Stripe recurring billing. Cat Monthly and Dog Weekly auto-renew until explicitly cancelled (which requires navigating a deliberately confusing cancellation flow).

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Print-on-Demand

Magazines and journals produced per-order. Each issue is unique with generated content, randomized articles, and personalized "subscriber" name on the mailing label.

// packaging
Wrapped with malice. Delivered with elegance.
Every order arrives in premium packaging they'll be proud to open.

They'll never see it coming.

Discreet shipping. Anonymous delivery. Zero regrets.

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